• There once was a farm girl named Mabel<br/>
Who at milking was not very able.<br/>
To get over her fright,<br/>
She practised at night<br/>
With sausages under the table!
    There once was a farm girl named Mabel
    Who at milking was not very able.
    To get over her fright,
    She practised at night
    With sausages under the table!
  • A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,<br/>
In a state of constant euphoria,<br/>
Enjoyed having fun,<br/>
With a whore or a nun,<br/>
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
    A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,
    In a state of constant euphoria,
    Enjoyed having fun,
    With a whore or a nun,
    While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
  • "Here I sit in a misty vapor
    Some damn fool stole the toilet paper
    My bus is late and I cannot linger
    Lookout butt here comes my finger!
  • There was a young gal from Wick,
    Who asked her mum - what's a prick?
    Her mother said Annie -
    It goes up your fanny
    And jumps up and down till it's sick!
  • A pretty young maiden from France
    Decided she'd "just take a chance".
    She let herself go
    For an hour or so
    And now all her sisters are aunts.
  • On the internet they found romance,
    That put both in a sexual trance,
    But each had a gripe,
    That it's hard to type,
    With a hand stuck down in your pants.
  • On the internet they found romance.
    That put both in a hot sexual trance.
    But each had a gripe,
    About having to type,
    With a hand stuck down their pants!
  • There once was a man with a member
    That would only stand up in December.
    He said, "Then it's too cold
    For a hard-on so bold,
    I wish it would work in September!"
  • The night was almost gone,
    As I opened my eyes with a yawn.
    I was quite amazed
    With her thighs on my face,
    I was seeing the crack of Dawn!
  • A lady, by passion deluded,
    Found a man who was drunk and denuded,
    And fit as a fiddle,
    And hot for a diddle
    She tied splints to his penis and screwed it!
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