• Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
    Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
  • Lust is, knowing her bra size;
    Love is, knowing her shoe size!
  • Lust is when you stare at her boobs;
    And love is when she lets you have the better view!
  • Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!
    Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!
  • Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off.
    It's about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can!
  • Love sucks but true love... always swallows!
  • Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!
    Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!
  • Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove<br />
Tears,<br />
Fears and even<br />
Underwears!
    Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove
    Tears,
    Fears and even
    Underwears!
  • Sexy = I want you!<br />
Pretty = I like you!<br />
Beautiful = I love you!<br />
Gorgeous = All of the above!
    Sexy = I want you!
    Pretty = I like you!
    Beautiful = I love you!
    Gorgeous = All of the above!
  • Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?<br/> To see if you really mean it.
    Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
    To see if you really mean it.
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