|Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!|
|Lust is, knowing her bra size;|
Love is, knowing her shoe size!
|Lust is when you stare at her boobs;|
And love is when she lets you have the better view!
|Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!|
|Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off.|
It's about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can!
|Love sucks but true love... always swallows!|
|Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!|
|Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove|
Fears and even
|Sexy = I want you!|
Pretty = I like you!
Beautiful = I love you!
Gorgeous = All of the above!
|Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?|
To see if you really mean it.