• Love is not when you leave your girlfriend;
    Love is when you leave her virgin!
  • What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
  • Love is not measured by hugging, kissing and sex. It is all about trusting, respecting and accepting a guy with open legs, closed eyes and wet lips and saying,
    .
    ..
    ...
    "Push it in"!
  • Love is a gamble, Sex is a game.
    Boys do the thing,Girls get the blame.
    One night in pleasure,Nine months of pain.
    One day in hospital and a junior needs a name.
  • No women can ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man has a chocolate dick, wrapped in currency notes that can ejaculate diamonds!
  • 4 stages of love:<br />
1. Hand in hand<br />
2. Hand in that<br />
3. That in hand<br />
4. That in that<br />
Now don't ask me, what is that!
    4 stages of love:
    1. Hand in hand
    2. Hand in that
    3. That in hand
    4. That in that
    Now don't ask me, what is that!
  • I don't care if it's August or September, I just want to say, "I better have a f**king Valentine next February".
  • A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;
    A kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue.
    So open your mouth & close your eyes;
    And give your tongue some exercise.
  • Believe in love:<br />
It has great powers! It can REMOVE>Misunderstandings> Anxieties>Worries>Doubts>Fears>Tears>T-shirts>Tops>Jeans, etc. etc...
    Believe in love:
    It has great powers! It can REMOVE>Misunderstandings> Anxieties>Worries>Doubts>Fears>Tears>T-shirts>Tops>Jeans, etc. etc...
  • The sexiest thing a man can do to his woman is crawl inside her mind and make her imagination run wild.
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