|Love is not when you leave your girlfriend;|
Love is when you leave her virgin!
|What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.|
|Love is not measured by hugging, kissing and sex. It is all about trusting, respecting and accepting a guy with open legs, closed eyes and wet lips and saying,|
"Push it in"!
|Love is a gamble, Sex is a game.|
Boys do the thing,Girls get the blame.
One night in pleasure,Nine months of pain.
One day in hospital and a junior needs a name.
|No women can ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man has a chocolate dick, wrapped in currency notes that can ejaculate diamonds!|
|4 stages of love:|
1. Hand in hand
2. Hand in that
3. That in hand
4. That in that
Now don't ask me, what is that!
|I don't care if it's August or September, I just want to say, "I better have a f**king Valentine next February".|
|A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;|
A kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue.
So open your mouth & close your eyes;
And give your tongue some exercise.
|Believe in love:|
It has great powers! It can REMOVE>Misunderstandings> Anxieties>Worries>Doubts>Fears>Tears>T-shirts>Tops>Jeans, etc. etc...
|The sexiest thing a man can do to his woman is crawl inside her mind and make her imagination run wild.|