• Husband is praying before going to bed.<br/>
Wife: What are you praying for?<br/>
Husband: For guidance.<br/>
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!Upload to Facebook
    Husband is praying before going to bed.
    Wife: What are you praying for?
    Husband: For guidance.
    Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
  • Husband: Want a quickie?<br/>
Wife: As opposed to what?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?
  • Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.<br/>
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
    Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
  • A couple during sex:<br/>

Husband: I'm about to come, honey.<br/>
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...<br/>
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.<br/>
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!Upload to Facebook
    A couple during sex:
    Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
    Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
    Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
    Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
    Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
    Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
  • Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is!
  • Husband asks is angry wife for sex. <br/>
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face. <br/>
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!Upload to Facebook
    Husband asks is angry wife for sex.
    Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
    Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!
  • Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.<br/>
Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!Upload to Facebook
    Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.
    Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!
  • Husband asked his wife while performing:
    Husband: Honey, why do I get all my great ideas in bed only?
    Wife: Because at that time you're plugged Into A Genius!
  • Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.<br/>
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
    Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex!
  • I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago...
    He said, "You may now kiss the bride"!