• What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?<br />A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
    What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
  • Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.<br/>
And the bastard said he had a headache!
    Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
    And the bastard said he had a headache!
  • Husband is praying before going to bed.<br/>
Wife: What are you praying for?<br/>
Husband: For guidance.<br/>
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
    Husband is praying before going to bed.
    Wife: What are you praying for?
    Husband: For guidance.
    Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
  • Husband: Want a quickie?<br/>
Wife: As opposed to what?
    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?
  • Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.<br/>
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
    Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
    Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
  • A couple during sex:<br/>

Husband: I'm about to come, honey.<br/>
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...<br/>
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.<br/>
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
    A couple during sex:
    Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
    Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
    Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
    Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
    Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
    Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
  • Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is!
  • Husband asks is angry wife for sex. <br/>
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face. <br/>
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!
    Husband asks is angry wife for sex.
    Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
    Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!
  • Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.<br/>
Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!
    Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.
    Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!
  • Husband asked his wife while performing:
    Husband: Honey, why do I get all my great ideas in bed only?
    Wife: Because at that time you're plugged Into A Genius!