|A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.|
|Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?|
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
|What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?|
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.
|'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.|
'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'
|It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the doggie position!|
The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
|Wife n Mobile:|
Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.