• A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.
  • Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
    Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
  • What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.
  • 'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
    'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'
  • It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the doggie position!
    The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
  • Wife n Mobile:
    Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
    Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
    Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.