• I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!Upload to Facebook
    I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
  • Musings of a dirty mind:<br/>
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!Upload to Facebook
    Musings of a dirty mind:
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
  • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!Upload to Facebook
    Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
  • Whenever I see a girl with good pair of Bums passing by,
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    Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
  • Behind every great woman is her bum.
  • Are your legs made of Nutella?<br />
Because I'd like to spread them!Upload to Facebook
    Are your legs made of Nutella?
    Because I'd like to spread them!
  • A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!Upload to Facebook
    A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
  • I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
  • What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?<br/>
A lesbian with a hard-on!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
    A lesbian with a hard-on!
  • The best thing about having a penis is...
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    sharing it with people - who don't have it!
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