• How can you tell a head nurse?<br/>
She's the one with the dirty knees!
    How can you tell a head nurse?
    She's the one with the dirty knees!
  • If one has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  • Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and  there is no way to win...<br/>
Start playing with your boobs!
    Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...
    Start playing with your boobs!
  • Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
    Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
  • A girl went out with her boyfriend for the 1st time.
    When she got home, her Mom asked her, "How was the date?"
    Girl: He had a lot of fun!
  • Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest 

of it is!
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
  • Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!
    Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!
  • Save a Life:<br />
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
    Save a Life:
    A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
  • I always act like a gentleman... so I always let a woman go first. This helps me to check out her ass!
  • I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it `Doggy Style`!
    I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"!
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