|How can you tell a head nurse?|
She's the one with the dirty knees!
|If one has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?|
|Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...|
Start playing with your boobs!
|Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!|
|A girl went out with her boyfriend for the 1st time.|
When she got home, her Mom asked her, "How was the date?"
Girl: He had a lot of fun!
|Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!|
|Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!|
|Save a Life:|
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
|I always act like a gentleman... so I always let a woman go first. This helps me to check out her ass!|
|I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"!|