• I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination!
    I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination!
  • Sex is performed by:<br />
Wives for duty;<br />
Harlots for money;<br />
Virgins for curiosity;<br />
Widows for old times;<br />
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
    Sex is performed by:
    Wives for duty;
    Harlots for money;
    Virgins for curiosity;
    Widows for old times;
    But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
  • You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
    Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
  • If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
    If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
  • Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!
    Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!
  • Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?
    Neither is any fun if you don't get it!
  • Thus says Pamela Anderson:<br />
Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
    Thus says Pamela Anderson:
    Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
  • A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:
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    Opening Shortly!
  • Happiness is like penis.<br />
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
    Happiness is like penis.
    It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
  • Why are women considered stronger than men?<br />
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;<br />
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
    Why are women considered stronger than men?
    Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
    Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
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