|I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination!|
|Sex is performed by:|
Wives for duty;
Harlots for money;
Virgins for curiosity;
Widows for old times;
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
|You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?|
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
|If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!|
|Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!|
|Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?|
Neither is any fun if you don't get it!
|Thus says Pamela Anderson:|
Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
|A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:|
|Happiness is like penis.|
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
|Why are women considered stronger than men?|
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!