|Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warmth & satisfaction?|
A: A Tea-bag.
|Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen ?|
A: A Submarine!
|Q: What's the difference between Butter and a Blonde ?|
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
|Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?|
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
|Guys wait for the perfect girl = Playboy's fault|
Girls wait for the perfect guy = Disney's fault
|Q: What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?|
A: Her legs!
|Q: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?|
A:They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
|A kid asked a priest, "Father, besides praying do you have any other pass-time?"
The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied, "Nun my child, nun".
|If you invite a girl over to watch a movie and you actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.|
|This is 'A' & 'B' conversation... So 'C' your way out before 'D' jumps over 'E' & 'F's you up like a 'G'.|