• Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warmth & satisfaction?
    A: A Tea-bag.
  • Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen ?
    A: A Submarine!
  • Q: What's the difference between Butter and a Blonde ?
    A: Butter is difficult to spread.
  • Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
    A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
  • Guys wait for the perfect girl = Playboy's fault<br/>
Girls wait for the perfect guy = Disney's fault
    Guys wait for the perfect girl = Playboy's fault
    Girls wait for the perfect guy = Disney's fault
  • Q: What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
    A: Her legs!
  • Q: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?
    A:They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
  • A kid asked a priest, "Father, besides praying do you have any other pass-time?"
    The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied, "Nun my child, nun".
  • If you invite a girl over to watch a movie and you actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.
    If you invite a girl over to watch a movie and you actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.
  • This is 'A' & 'B' conversation... So 'C' your way out before 'D' jumps over 'E' & 'F's you up like a 'G'.
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