• I was going to make an anal joke...<br />
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Butt Fuck it!
    I was going to make an anal joke...
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    Butt Fuck it!
  • 3 women on sex.<br />
1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.<br />
2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.<br />
3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start!
    3 women on sex.
    1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.
    2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.
    3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start!
  • Relationship Tip:<br />
If she's giving you Blowjob while in the shower...<br />
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have courtesy and shampoo and condition her hair while she does it!
    Relationship Tip:
    If she's giving you Blowjob while in the shower...
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    have courtesy and shampoo and condition her hair while she does it!
  • When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.
    Always remember one thing - It's the best time to...
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    Adjust your Dick!
  • A man takes birth from a hole.<br />
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.<br />
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.<br />
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
    A man takes birth from a hole.
    After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
    After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
    That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
  • Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?<br />
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
    Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
    To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
  • Roses are Red
    Twitter is Blue
    You look bangable
    So I'll follow you!
  • Height of Misunderstanding:
    Girl: How do you do?
    Boy: Same old Method... Legs on the shoulder and then extreme jerks and shakes!
  • Why're Quantum Physicists so poor at sex?
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    Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum;
    And when they find momentum, they can't find the position!
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