• Dear Sexscriber,
    Your sex balance is low, your account will be put into virginity mode. Please re-fuck as soon as possible to keep your account active.
    * Condoms Apply!
  • If a girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
    But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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    "ASS EFFECT"!
  • What's the definition of eternity?
    The time between when you cum and she leaves!
  • Viagra is the only pill that gets standing ovation by the organ that uses it!
  • What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?
    A Terrorwrist!
  • Isn't it strange:
    Ants hate Cucumbers;
    But Aunties love them!
  • In all these summers, one thing I've always been confused about is when they say...
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    "A man must not screw an opportunity, when presented!"
    I mean why not!
  • Clarification regarding organ donation:
    Giving your organ for a few moments to needy between the hands/lips/limbs is not "organ donation"!
  • Irony:
    Laptop speakers are too quiet for music;
    And simply too loud for porn!
  • The current price of gold is like a strapless Bra... Half the people are wondering what's holding it up and the other half are waiting for it to drop so that they can grab the opportunity with both hands!