• Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a `Baba Regulatory Authority of India`.<br/>
BRA of India!Upload to Facebook
    Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".
    BRA of India!
  • #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!Upload to Facebook
    #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
  • Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.<br/>
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!Upload to Facebook
    Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.
    Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
  • Attended a GST workshop. <br/>
The trainer kept on saying, `We Indians need Tax Education`. <br/>
I told him, `Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax.`Upload to Facebook
    Attended a GST workshop.
    The trainer kept on saying, "We Indians need Tax Education".
    I told him, "Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax."
  • MODINOMICS:<br/>
If you withdraw, you get 4500.<br/>
If you don't withdraw you get 6000!Upload to Facebook
    MODINOMICS:
    If you withdraw, you get 4500.
    If you don't withdraw you get 6000!
  • Premature Ejaqueuelation:<br/>
Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!Upload to Facebook
    Premature Ejaqueuelation:
    Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
  • Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.
    Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
    Bra size 26: 4 notes
    28-32: 6-8 notes
    34-36: 10-15 notes
    36-40: 25-35 notes
    Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
    Service tax applicable as per norms!
  • Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!
  • If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!
  • Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!
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