|#RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!|
|Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.|
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
|Attended a GST workshop. |
The trainer kept on saying, "We Indians need Tax Education".
I told him, "Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax."
If you withdraw, you get 4500.
If you don't withdraw you get 6000!
Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
|Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.|
Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
Bra size 26: 4 notes
28-32: 6-8 notes
34-36: 10-15 notes
36-40: 25-35 notes
Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
Service tax applicable as per norms!
|Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!|
|If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!|
|Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!|
|Funny how Hilary Clinton wants to sit over the desk, that Monica sat under!|