Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
|Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.|
Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
Bra size 26: 4 notes
28-32: 6-8 notes
34-36: 10-15 notes
36-40: 25-35 notes
Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
Service tax applicable as per norms!
|Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!|
|If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!|
|Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!|
|Funny how Hilary Clinton wants to sit over the desk, that Monica sat under!|
|Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations.|
Isn't it Hillaryous!
|Some people are so money minded.|
They tied up Kim Kardashian and took away the diamonds!
|In the meantime, wives have found a new slogan, instead of "I have a headache" they are saying...|
"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"
|The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries!|