• Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!
  • If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!
  • Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!
  • Funny how Hilary Clinton wants to sit over the desk, that Monica sat under!
  • Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations.
    Isn't it Hillaryous!
  • Some people are so money minded.
    They tied up Kim Kardashian and took away the diamonds!
  • In the meantime, wives have found a new slogan, instead of "I have a headache" they are saying...
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    "No Surgical Strike Tonight!"
  • The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries!
  • If Russia decides to invade Turkey from rear will Greece help?
    Reply: Greece or No Greece, Russia will just Putin
  • Just a thought... If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear
    Would Greece help?