• Breaking News:
    According to sources, the idea was to ban pork after beef. Due to a typo in the labyrinths of the bureaucracy, they ended up banning porn!
    #PornBan
  • First Maggi and now Porn!<br />
So basically government is against anything which gives us pleasure in 2 minutes!
    First Maggi and now Porn!
    So basically government is against anything which gives us pleasure in 2 minutes!
  • Forget `Make in India`, now one can't even `Shake in India`!<br />
#PornBan
    Forget "Make in India", now one can't even "Shake in India"!
    #PornBan
  • Porn is banned in Gulf, now it is is banned in India.
    No Income Tax in Gulf, your turn now - Mr Finance Minister!
  • If we ban all things that get done in 2 minutes, a lot of men would be left "Sex Starved"!
  • Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,<br />
`I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth.`
    Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,
    "I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth."
  • As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans.<br />

The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky!
    As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans.
    The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky!
  • Sab Bol Rahe The

    Voting Hai
    Voting Hai

    Dal Ke Aa...
    Dal Ke Aa...

    Dalne Geya Toh Dalne Nahi Diya...
    Sirf Dabaa Ke Aana Pada!
  • Erection can wait. Election cannot!<br />
Use your finger wisely.
    Erection can wait. Election cannot!
    Use your finger wisely.
  • Apple CEO Tim Cook says he is proud to be a Gay ... That's why there's a bending problem in iPhone 6!
    Apple CEO Tim Cook says he is proud to be a Gay ... That's why there's a bending problem in iPhone 6!