• Since it's election season, let's everyone vote for which end of the same dildo we want to get fucked by...
    Since it's election season, let's everyone vote for which end of the same dildo we want to get fucked by...
  • BJP: Congress is corrupt.
    Congress: BJP is corrupt.
    BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.
    AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.
    Common man: The Sunny Leone video I downloaded is corrupt!
  • BJP: Congress is corrupt.
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    Congress: BJP is corrupt.
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    BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.
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    AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.
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    Common Man: The Sunny Leone Video I downloaded is corrupt.
  • We are from the LAND of Kamasutra that teaches us numerous ways to have sex.
    That's the reason... we get fucked in more ways than we can imagine!
  • Gays response to SC verdict:
    Analyse the Penal Code and please don't Penalise the Anal Code!
  • Tehelka is a classic example of how an 'ORGAN' can bring down an 'ORGANisation'!
  • BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.
    It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!
  • Virat Kohli's BBM Pin: MC14BC14
  • A person's beard grows the fastest when he anticipates 'SEX'!
    No wonder, Asaram has a very long one!
  • Nokia (soon to be MS) has announced the launch of its ASARAM range of phones.
    Key Feature: Even after 72 hrs of usage, the 'handset' will remain 100% charged!
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