|Nokia (soon to be MS) has announced the launch of
its ASARAM range of phones.|
Key Feature: Even after 72 hrs of usage, the 'handset' will remain 100% charged!
|You know the economy is screwed up when hard working Real Estate guys like Vadra have to resort to farming to support their livelihoods.|
As Rupee is reaching 69, the Govt. makes a proposal to make Sunny Leone Finance Minister, as she can handle the position better!
|Rupee seems to be in an erotic mood... It'll only turn around at 69!|
|Boobs can make anything stand hard and Up.|
Why isn't it helping the falling Rupee since the Indian women have a habit of storing them in their blouses!
|The Royal Doctor delivered the royal baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix!|
|News: Nigerian Parliament has turned its back to gays.|
Common sense says it's not exactly a good idea!
|Can one sell used condoms on olx.in because they claim that one can sell anything on OLX!|
|Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky different from other Americans?|
A: When other Americans want some dick in the White House, they just vote.
|Those who believe Rahul Gandhi will solve India's problems are the very same people who believe that the "Axe deo" will get them laid.|