• BJP: Congress is corrupt.
    Congress: BJP is corrupt.
    BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.
    AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.
    Common man: The Sunny Leone video I downloaded is corrupt!
  • BJP: Congress is corrupt.
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    Congress: BJP is corrupt.
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    BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.
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    AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.
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    Common Man: The Sunny Leone Video I downloaded is corrupt.
  • We are from the LAND of Kamasutra that teaches us numerous ways to have sex.
    That's the reason... we get fucked in more ways than we can imagine!
  • Gays response to SC verdict:
    Analyse the Penal Code and please don't Penalise the Anal Code!
  • Tehelka is a classic example of how an 'ORGAN' can bring down an 'ORGANisation'!
  • BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.
    It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!
  • Virat Kohli's BBM Pin: MC14BC14
  • A person's beard grows the fastest when he anticipates 'SEX'!
    No wonder, Asaram has a very long one!
  • Nokia (soon to be MS) has announced the launch of its ASARAM range of phones.
    Key Feature: Even after 72 hrs of usage, the 'handset' will remain 100% charged!
  • You know the economy is screwed up when hard working Real Estate guys like Vadra have to resort to farming to support their livelihoods.
    ~ Tweet