|Ajmal Kasab expecting a rendezvous with 100 virgins after his hanging. Hope they are all virgin gay men waiting to screw him.|
|President Obama's re-election proved it that "Once you go black, you can't go back!"|
|What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?|
Richard Branson's airline is 'Virgin' but Vijay Mallya's airline is 'Screwed'.
Just a reminder to take the batteries out of your vibrator & put them back into your flashlight!
All hunks/chicks named 'Sandy' are having a tough time with their partners. "Honey, why can't you come like that?"
|Why was Iraq war like anal sex?|
1. It was an invasion you couldn't see.
2. It was painful without oil.
3. No way you could see the Bush.
|Gayle lays Aussies on the pitch and Brits in the bedroom.|
|Vibrations due to Volkswagen Audio Ad in Times of India:|
Dear girls, carrying today's Bombay Times to the bathroom sends out a wrong signal.
|News: Indian MPs exchange blows inside parliament|
Watch out Sunny Leone- Now even the Politicians also have a new job in blows.
|SMS limit increased by TRAI to 20. Phew, now more time to flirt instead of asking women to text naked pictures directly.|