|Why was Iraq war like anal sex?|
1. It was an invasion you couldn't see.
2. It was painful without oil.
3. No way you could see the Bush.
|Gayle lays Aussies on the pitch and Brits in the bedroom.|
|Vibrations due to Volkswagen Audio Ad in Times of India:|
Dear girls, carrying today's Bombay Times to the bathroom sends out a wrong signal.
|News: Indian MPs exchange blows inside parliament|
Watch out Sunny Leone- Now even the Politicians also have a new job in blows.
|SMS limit increased by TRAI to 20. Phew, now more time to flirt instead of asking women to text naked pictures directly.|
|Reporter: Was Monica lying?|
Bill Clinton: No, she was on her knees.
|Most of us worry about getting AIDS from sex:|
But Bill Clinton worried about getting sex from his aides.
|Similarity between Bill Clinton and a Carpenter - one screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.|
|Petrol pumps have decided to play porn movies.|
At least, the customers shall feel better watching someone else also also getting screwed!