|Can one sell used condoms on olx.in because they claim that one can sell anything on OLX!|
|Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky different from other Americans?|
A: When other Americans want some dick in the White House, they just vote.
|Those who believe Rahul Gandhi will solve India's problems are the very same people who believe that the "Axe deo" will get them laid.|
The British empire has successfully colonized Kate Middleton's uterus.
Kate Middleton Pregnant
She says that she'll keep attending the royal balls.
|Ajmal Kasab expecting a rendezvous with 100 virgins after his hanging. Hope they are all virgin gay men waiting to screw him.|
|President Obama's re-election proved it that "Once you go black, you can't go back!"|
|What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?|
Richard Branson's airline is 'Virgin' but Vijay Mallya's airline is 'Screwed'.
Just a reminder to take the batteries out of your vibrator & put them back into your flashlight!
All hunks/chicks named 'Sandy' are having a tough time with their partners. "Honey, why can't you come like that?"