|SMS limit increased by TRAI to 20. Phew, now more time to flirt instead of asking women to text naked pictures directly.|
|Reporter: Was Monica lying?|
Bill Clinton: No, she was on her knees.
|Most of us worry about getting AIDS from sex:|
But Bill Clinton worried about getting sex from his aides.
|Similarity between Bill Clinton and a Carpenter - one screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.|
|Petrol pumps have decided to play porn movies.|
At least, the customers shall feel better watching someone else also also getting screwed!