• SMS limit increased by TRAI to 20. Phew, now more time to flirt instead of asking women to text naked pictures directly.
  • Reporter: Was Monica lying?
    Bill Clinton: No, she was on her knees.
  • Most of us worry about getting AIDS from sex:
    But Bill Clinton worried about getting sex from his aides.
  • Similarity between Bill Clinton and a Carpenter - one screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.
  • Petrol pumps have decided to play porn movies.
    At least, the customers shall feel better watching someone else also also getting screwed!