• Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?<br/>
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?<br/>
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, `10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!`Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
    Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
    Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
  • Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
    Santa: Haan.
    Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
  • Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
    Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
    Neighbour: Kya?
    Pappu: Ungli!
  • Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
    Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
    Pappu: Mutthh
    Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
  • Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.
    Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
    Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?
  • Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?
    Pappu: An orgy!
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
  • Teacher catches Pappu for copying:<br/>
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.<br/>
Pappu: Nice Boobs!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
    Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
    Pappu: Nice Boobs!
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.<br/>
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Complete the sentence...
    "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
    Teacher: GET OUT!
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