|Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?|
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
|Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?|
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
|Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.|
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
|Girl: I'll suck your brain.|
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
|Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?|
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
|Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?|
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
|Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.|
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
|Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?|
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
|Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?|
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
|Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.|
Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?