• Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?<br/>
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
    Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.<br/>
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?<br/>
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
    Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
    Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
  • Girl: I'll suck your brain.<br/>
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
    Girl: I'll suck your brain.
    Pappu: We don't call it brain!
  • Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?<br/>
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
    Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
    Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
  • Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?<br/>
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?<br/>
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, `10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!`
    Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
    Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
    Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
  • Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
    Santa: Haan.
    Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
  • Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
    Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
    Neighbour: Kya?
    Pappu: Ungli!
  • Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
    Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
    Pappu: Mutthh
    Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
  • Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.
    Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
    Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?
  • Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?
    Pappu: An orgy!