|Girl: I'll suck your brain.|
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
|Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?|
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
|Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?|
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
|Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.|
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
|Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?|
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
|Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?|
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
|Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.|
Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?
|Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?|
Pappu: An orgy!
|Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."|
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
|Teacher catches Pappu for copying:|
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs!