|Pappu once asked his teacher, "Do hearts have legs?". The teacher answered, "Why do you ask that?"|
Pappu replied, "Yesterday, I heard my dad said to our neighbour, 'Sweetheart, open your legs'."
|Pappu: I'm bored.|
GF: How can I help, babe?
Pappu: Tell me a joke.
GF: Your condom broke last night.
Pappu: You're joking, right?
|Teacher: What can three men do that two women can't?|
Pappu: Piss in a pot at the same time.
|Teacher: What is the difference between a cat and kitten?|
Pappu: A cat scratches and claws, but a little Pussy never hurt anyone.
|Teacher: What's 69 and 69?|
Pappu: Dinner for four.
|Teacher: If mosquitoes cause malaria and a tick causes lime disease, what causes AIDS?|