|Teacher: Complete the sentence...|
"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Teacher: GET OUT!
|Teacher: What are vowels?|
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
|Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.|
Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
|English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?|
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
|Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.|
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
|Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?|
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
|Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?|
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
|Height of planning!|
One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
|Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.|
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
Pappu: I convinced her!
|Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"|
Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
Pappu: No, Teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob!