• Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!
    Teacher: Complete the sentence...
    "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
    Teacher: GET OUT!
  • Teacher: What are vowels?<br/>

Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
    Teacher: What are vowels?
    Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
  • Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
    Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
    Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
    Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
  • English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br />
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
    English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
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    Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
  • Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />

Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />

Aunty: Silent.
    Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
    Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
    Aunty: Silent.
  • Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?<br />
Pappu: 6 girls.<br />
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
    Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
    Pappu: 6 girls.
    Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
  • Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?<br/>
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
    Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?
    Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
  • Height of planning!
    One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
  • Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.<br/>
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?<br/>
Pappu: I convinced her!
    Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.
    Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
    Pappu: I convinced her!
  • Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
    Pappu: "Mas-tur-bate."
    Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
    Pappu: No, Teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob!
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