|Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"|
Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
Pappu: No, Teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob!
|Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?|
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
|Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.|
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
|Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.|
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
|Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?|
Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.
Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
|Pappu to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?"|
Girl: A bus.
Pappu turns to Bunty and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!
|Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?|
Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
|Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?|
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You have started watching porn!
|Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.|
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!