• Height of planning!
    One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
  • Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.<br/>
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?<br/>
Pappu: I convinced her!
    Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.
    Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
    Pappu: I convinced her!
  • Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
    Pappu: "Mas-tur-bate."
    Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
    Pappu: No, Teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob!
  • Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?<br />
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
    Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
    Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
  • Haramkhor Pappu!<br />
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?<br />
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?<br />
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!<br />
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?<br />
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
    Haramkhor Pappu!
    Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
    Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
    Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
    Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
    Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
  • Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.<br />
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!<br />
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Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
    Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.
    Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
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    Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
  • Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.<br />
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?<br />
Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
    Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.
    Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
    Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
  • Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?<br />
Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.<br />
Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
    Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?
    Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.
    Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
  • Pappu to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?"
    Girl: A bus.
    Pappu turns to Bunty and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!
  • Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?<br />
Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
    Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?
    Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!