• Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?<br />
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
    Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
    Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
  • Haramkhor Pappu!<br />
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?<br />
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?<br />
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!<br />
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?<br />
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
    Haramkhor Pappu!
    Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
    Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
    Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
    Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
    Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
  • Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.<br />
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!<br />
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Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
    Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.
    Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
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    Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
  • Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.<br />
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?<br />
Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
    Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.
    Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
    Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
  • Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?<br />
Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.<br />
Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
    Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?
    Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.
    Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
  • Pappu to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?"
    Girl: A bus.
    Pappu turns to Bunty and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!
  • Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?<br />
Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
    Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?
    Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
  • Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br />
Santa: What?<br />
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br />
Santa: You have started watching porn!
    Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
    Santa: What?
    Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
    Santa: You have started watching porn!
  • Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.<br />
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
    Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.
    Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
  • Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?<br />
Girl: No?<br />
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
    Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
    Girl: No?
    Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
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