• Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.<br />
Bunty: What was the response?<br />
Pappu: 98 of them said, `How the fuck did you get in here?`
    Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.
    Bunty: What was the response?
    Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?"
  • Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore!
  • Girlfriend's father to Pappu, `How dare you took my daughters virginity?`<br />
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!
    Girlfriend's father to Pappu, "How dare you took my daughters virginity?"
    Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!
  • Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br/>
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br/>
Dad: What?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br/>
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
    Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
    Dad: What?
    Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
    Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
  • Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?<br />
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
    Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?
    Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
  • Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.
    Pappu: See that man in front - he is the forward, and that guy at the back - he is the defence.
    Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too - I've been out with him a couple of times!
  • Teacher: Who is  the big person, you or your dad?<br />
Pappu: Me of course.<br />
Teacher: why?<br />
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
    Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad?
    Pappu: Me of course.
    Teacher: why?
    Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
  • Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, `Darling your lips are very salty.`<br />
Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up!
    Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
    Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up!
  • Pappu: You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex?
    Girl: No?
    Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
  • Pappu: I was about to win an argument with her but she...
    Bunty: But what happened>
    Pappu: She unbuttoned her blouse! Tryst me... I was so close!
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