|Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.|
Bunty: What was the response?
Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?"
|Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.|
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore!
|Girlfriend's father to Pappu, "How dare you took my daughters virginity?"|
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!
|Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?|
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
|Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?|
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
|Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.|
Pappu: See that man in front - he is the forward, and that guy at the back - he is the defence.
Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too - I've been out with him a couple of times!
|Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad?|
Pappu: Me of course.
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
|Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."|
Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up!
|Pappu: You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex?|
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
|Pappu: I was about to win an argument with her but she...|
Bunty: But what happened>
Pappu: She unbuttoned her blouse! Tryst me... I was so close!