• "Dad", said the young man nonchalantly, "Can you spare me twenty bucks for a blow job?"
    "When I was your age, Harvey", responded Santa in measured tones, "I settled for kisses."
    "OK, then Dad", pursued Pappu, "How about letting me have twenty bucks for a long, low kiss?"
  • Bunty: What's your opinion on sex before marriage?
    Pappu: As long as it does not make us late for the ceremony, why not!
  • Bunty: How can you tell if your best friend is gay?
    Pappu: His dick tastes like shit!
  • Pappu was going for a movie with his girlfriend.
    Girlfriend: I hope it's nice.
    Pappu: I hope it's something we've both seen!
  • Pappu took his girlfriend to dinner and she ordered the most expensive dishes in the Menu.
    Pappu: Do you eat the same kind of dishes at your mother's?
    Girlfriend: The mother doesn't get to screw me after dinner!
  • Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.<br />
Cashier: Do you want a bag?<br />
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
    Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.
    Cashier: Do you want a bag?
    Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
  • During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.<br />
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!<br />
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
    During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
    Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
    Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
  • Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?<br />
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
    Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?
    Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
  • Pappu: Were you pregnant?<br />
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?<br />
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
    Pappu: Were you pregnant?
    Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
    Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
  • Pappu: Everything is fair in love.<br />
Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!
    Pappu: Everything is fair in love.
    Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!
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