|"Dad", said the young man nonchalantly, "Can you spare me twenty bucks for a blow job?"|
"When I was your age, Harvey", responded Santa in measured tones, "I settled for kisses."
"OK, then Dad", pursued Pappu, "How about letting me have twenty bucks for a long, low kiss?"
|Bunty: What's your opinion on sex before marriage?|
Pappu: As long as it does not make us late for the ceremony, why not!
|Bunty: How can you tell if your best friend is gay?|
Pappu: His dick tastes like shit!
|Pappu was going for a movie with his girlfriend.|
Girlfriend: I hope it's nice.
Pappu: I hope it's something we've both seen!
|Pappu took his girlfriend to dinner and she ordered the most expensive dishes in the Menu.|
Pappu: Do you eat the same kind of dishes at your mother's?
Girlfriend: The mother doesn't get to screw me after dinner!
|Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.|
Cashier: Do you want a bag?
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
|During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.|
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
|Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?|
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
|Pappu: Were you pregnant?|
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
|Pappu: Everything is fair in love.|
Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!