• Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.<br />

Sindhi: How was she to look at?<br />

Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!Upload to Facebook
    Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.
    Sindhi: How was she to look at?
    Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
  • It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
    Punjabi: I wish that was my neighbour's ass.
    Sindhi: I wish that was my sister-in-law's ass.
    Pathan: I wish it was dark!
  • Pathan to Sindhi: Tell me a joke in which I am not involved.
    Sindhi: Your wife is pregnant!
  • Pathan and Sindhi got into a heated argument.
    While arguing, Sindhi shouted, "Kiss My Ass!"
    Pathan: This is not the time to be romantic!
  • Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Professor Hamid from our apartment house is a gay.
    Pathan: Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor!
  • Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?<br />
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.<br />
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.<br />
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!Upload to Facebook
    Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
    Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
    Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
    Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
  • How do Pathans practice safe sex?
    They mark the camels that kick!
  • Q. What do you call a Pathan who owns a camel and a goat?
    A. Bisexual!
  • How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
    Very satisfying!
  • Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
    After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?"
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