|Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.|
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?"
|Sindhi: How many wives do you have?|
Sindhi: So you really have to work hard. But thank God, you get rest on Sundays...
Pathan: Hardly. Some brother-in-law or the other comes to meet her sister on Sunday!
|As the food inspector walked around the bakery he noticed Pathan pressing down the outside of the fruit pies with his thumb.|
Inspector: Hey you, don't you have a tool for that?
Pathan: Yeah, but I use that for putting holes in the doughnuts!
|What's the definition of a Pathan virgin girl?|
A girl who can run faster than her brother!
|A Pathan was counting his sheep: "205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210..."|
|A husband is overjoyed when he discovers that his wife is a virgin. He asks his wife, "I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity.|
Wife: Kiss my ass and my Pathan boyfriend.
|Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his Pathan hubby!|
She got a tattoo made on it:
Hina Rabbani's husband and his husband, Firoz Gulzar who is a pathan are upset with each other. The bone of contention is Bilawal Bhutto as both like him a lot.
|Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?|
A: Very satisfying.
|Sindhi: Have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole?|
Pathan: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant.