• 2 Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing?
  • Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
    Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
    Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!
    Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.
  • Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?
    Pathan: Obviously Moon.
    Teacher: Why?
    Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!
  • Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?
    A: They push harder that way.
  • Humans are the only species on earth who have face-to-face sex with the exception of Pathans!
  • Pathan's wife got fed up with her husband and got a tattoo made on her bum
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a Pathan?
    A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.