|Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?|
Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!
Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.
|Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?|
Pathan: Obviously Moon.
Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!
|Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?|
A: They push harder that way.
|Humans are the only species on earth who have face-to-face sex with the exception of Pathans!|
|Pathan's wife got fed up with her husband and got a tattoo made on her bum|
|Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a Pathan?|
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.