• I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!Upload to Facebook
    I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
  • Do you sleep on your stomach?
    No?
    Can I?
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!Upload to Facebook
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!
  • Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!Upload to Facebook
    Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!Upload to Facebook
    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
  • Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!Upload to Facebook
    Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
  • Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!Upload to Facebook
    Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
  • The difference between me and mosquito is,<br/>
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!Upload to Facebook
    The difference between me and mosquito is,
    a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
  • I just want to put onions in your pants and cry myself to sleep!