• My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later!
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!
  • Those pants would look better on my floor!
  • If I were you, I'd have sex with me!
  • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked!
  • My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
    My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
  • Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
    Nice legs... what time do they open?
  • I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly!
  • Those pants of yours would look better on my floor!
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