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    Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
  • Can I buy you a drink... or would you just prefer the five bucks?
  • Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tac's in your bra?
  • My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts?
  • Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?
    Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?
  • Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook!
  • I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!
    I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!
  • I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
    I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior!
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