|I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.|
|Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?|
|Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!|
|Do you like pudding? Well how about pudding my dick in your ass!|
|If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!|
|Do you like soda? Cuz I'd mount-and-do you!|
|I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!|
|Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!|
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting a head?
|Come on over, to my beautiful place;|
So I can cum, on your beautiful face!