• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
  • Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
    Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
  • Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!
    Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!
  • Do you like pudding? Well how about pudding my dick in your ass!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!
    If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!
  • Do you like soda? Cuz I'd mount-and-do you!
  • I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!
    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!
  • Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
    Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
  • Hey girl,
    If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting a head?
  • Come on over, to my beautiful place;
    So I can cum, on your beautiful face!
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