• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  • Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and let's play this game!
    Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and let's play this game!
  • I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
  • You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  • Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me?
  • I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
  • I may not be "Fred Flintstone" but I can sure make your bed rock!
  • My friend thinks you're hot & wants to sleep with you.
    PS: I'm my friend!
  • Oh, you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!
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