• India Vichh 80% Lokk Ta "Just Kidding" Keh Ke 'Tharak' Bhor Lende Ne!
  • Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.<br/>

Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!
    Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.
    Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!
  • Valentine's Day `Farvari Chodan` De Illava Kisi Hor Tareekh Nu Bahut Atpata Lagda!
    Valentine's Day "Farvari Chodan" De Illava Kisi Hor Tareekh Nu Bahut Atpata Lagda!
  • Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.<br />
Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?<br />
Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi!
    Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.
    Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?
    Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi!
  • Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
    Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
  • Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:<br />
`Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!`
    Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:
    "Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!"
  • Baari Barsi Khatan Geya Si... Khat Ke Liyanda 'Hello';
    Je Kuch 'Send' Nahi Karna Ta Mobile Nu Bunnd Ch Le Lo!
  • Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!<br />
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!
    Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!
    Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!
  • PUNJABI style propose:<br />
Boy: I love you.<br />
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.<br />
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!
    PUNJABI style propose:
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
    Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!
  • Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, `Oye Pappu,  Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi.`<br/>
Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji!
    Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, "Oye Pappu, Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi."
    Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji!
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