• If you have 2 eggs between your legs, you are a man;
    But if you have 4 eggs between your legs, don't think you are a superman, there is...
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    someone fucking you!
  • I went to the doctor today and he told me I have AIDS.
    Now better beware as I am going to infect you with it. And for your information, it is...
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    Acquired Intelligence & Devastating Sexappeal!
  • One special surprise for you.
    Get ready... but first, close your eyes!

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    Lauda Le Le...
    Tune Aankh Band Hi Nahi Ki!
  • My sexual orientation is straight
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    to the computer, when I wake up!
  • A woman wanted to have a cup of Tea. She opened fridge... but couldn't find milk.
    So she removed her dress...
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    changed her clothes, went out and brought milk from shop.
    In your mind, you're most probably running a XXX movie. You enjoy the movie and let her enjoy her cup of tea!
  • A little Test to find out the way you think:
    Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
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    Did you read the pen is in my mouth?
    No you didn't. Pass it on, you cock sucker!
  • What do females have on both left and right sides, which are round in shape.
    They shake while while walking; and differ in size & colour from one female to another.
    Their spellings start with 'B' and end with alphabet 'S'?
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    It's 'Bangles'.
    Don't feel bad if you guessed it wrong. You're in majority as you're one of 98% of people!
  • A man is a king.
    A king is a ruler.
    A ruler is 12 inches.
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    Are you a man?
  • Rakhi has big;
    Sonam has none;
    Kareena has small;
    Priyanka Chopra has two small.
    Rani Mukherji has one big and one small;
    What is it?
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    The letter 'R'!
    But I like the way you think!
  • A girl was toweling her wet Pussy. She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow'... and ran away.
    Be kind to animals and cleanse your thoughts!
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