• To make it straight, she pulls it.
    To make it stand, she rubs it.
    To make it stiff, she licks it.
    To put it in, she pushes it.
    It's hell of a job, threading a needle!
  • This is just a test message. Please don't press the button to see below.
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    Friend, you really have ants in your pants!
  • Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, Kani, Mani, Pani, Mao, Bao, Lao, Zoo, Lo Shoo...
    Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
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    DICK smaller!
  • A Boob, a Pussy and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
    Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest!
    Pussy: That's nothing, I give birth to new born and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!
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    Why are you scrolling down?
    It's your turn to speak...
  • Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Laga;<br />
Kapde Maine Utaar Diye;<br />
Aur Tere Jism Se Lipat Gayi!<br />
Yahi Mera Kaam Hai;
Band-Aid Mera Naam Hai!
Aur<br />
Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai
    Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Laga;
    Kapde Maine Utaar Diye;
    Aur Tere Jism Se Lipat Gayi!
    Yahi Mera Kaam Hai; Band-Aid Mera Naam Hai! Aur
    Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai
  • What do you prefer?
    Breasts or legs?
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    Don't get over excited...
    This question was from KFC's counter!
  • If a BLACK man has Sex with a WHITE woman with a PINK condom, what'll be the colour of the baby?
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    Still thinking?
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    You should drink milk after putting Bournvita, children are not born if you use condoms!
  • A girl just sent me a message,
    I have a pet wussy!

    I read that wrong too... just like you!
  • Mood Refreshing SMS:
    What happens when a girl removes all her clothes?
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    The closet gets empty.

    Rascal, I said, it's a Mood Refreshing SMS and not a Mood Exciting SMS!
  • Which movie can be enjoyed even when the volume is MUTED?<br />
Think?<br /><br />
Again dirty thinking?<br /><br /><br /><br />
It's Mr Beans!
    Which movie can be enjoyed even when the volume is MUTED?
    Think?

    Again dirty thinking?



    It's Mr Beans!