• A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
    Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.
    Vagina: That's nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.




    Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to speak!
  • Which movie is it that one can watch even on Mute button?<br /><br />
Again dirty thinking. It's<br />
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Mr Bean!
    Which movie is it that one can watch even on Mute button?

    Again dirty thinking. It's
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    Mr Bean!
  • A girl was towelling her wet pussy.<br />
She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow' and ran away.<br /><br />
Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it's time to clean your thoughts!
    A girl was towelling her wet pussy.
    She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow' and ran away.

    Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it's time to clean your thoughts!
  • How to get 'laid'?<br />
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Lay on bed. Wait for one hour. Lay becomes past tense!
    How to get 'laid'?
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    Lay on bed. Wait for one hour. Lay becomes past tense!
  • C: Chahat Hai Tu
    H: Hasrat Hai Tu
    U: Umeed Hai Tu
    T: Taqdeer Hai Tu
    I: Imaan Hai Tu
    Y: Yaar Hai Tu
    A: Armaan Hai Tu
    In short, CHUTIYA Hai Tu!
  • An in-depth study has shown that the bird-flu virus hits small cocks first.
    I thought I'd warn you immediately!
  • G: Ghost
    I: In
    R: Real
    L: Life
    So avoid girls & forward their numbers to me. Don't worry about my life as I'm a professional... GHOST RIDER!