|What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?|
We used to be close before we let some dick get between us!
Then Hotel Bill;
And finally iPill!
|Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a women collects money, or items of value in exchange for sex!|
|Relationships are only of 2 types:|
Women are using date rape drugs called blow jobs to lure men into scams called relationships.
|Facebook is a lot of hard work. I had to create a second account for my right hand, just so I could tell the world I was "in a relationship" with it.|
|Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and relationships.|
|Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.|