|Banta: Why are you hospitalised?|
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
|Banta: Pajji, how to get twins? |
Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
|Santa: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.|
Banta: But why?
Santa: I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"
So I did. I don't remember much after that!
|A whore to Santa during sex: Keep it up!|
Santa: Is it a complaint or compliment!
|Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?|
Santa: To avoid such questions!
|Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".|
Banta: So got any replies?
Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
|Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.|
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
|Jeeto and Santa lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers: Take me!|
Santa does not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and again goes: Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere!
|Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?|
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!
|Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL!|