|Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?|
|Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:
'Man seeks woman to date.'
He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
|Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?|
Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
|Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
|Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj|
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
|Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.|
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
|Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"|
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
|Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:|
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
|Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola|
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
|Pappu: Dad what is 69?|
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?