• Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
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    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />

Santa: By having sex during happy hours!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
    Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
  • Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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    Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
  • Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.<br />
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?Upload to Facebook
    Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Banta: Why are you hospitalised?<br />
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.<br />

Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?<br />

Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
    Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
    Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
    Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
  • Banta: Pajji, how to get twins?
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    Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
  • Santa: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
    Banta: But why?
    Santa: I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"
    So I did. I don't remember much after that!
  • A whore to Santa during sex: Keep it up!
    Santa: Is it a complaint or compliment!
  • Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?<br/>
Santa: To avoid such questions!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
    Santa: To avoid such questions!
  • Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".
    Banta: So got any replies?
    Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
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