|Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"|
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
|Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:|
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
|Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola|
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
|Pappu: Dad what is 69?|
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
|Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?|
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
|Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.|
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
|Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?|
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
|Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.|
Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
|Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.|
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
|Banta: Why are you hospitalised?|
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!