• Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj<br/>
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si<br/>
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si<br/>
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
    Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
    Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
    Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
  • Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.<br/>
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya<br/>
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.Upload to Facebook
    Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
    Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
    'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
  • Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, `Orgy?`<br/>

Santa replies, `Bas Ji, Changa Ji!`Upload to Facebook
    Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
    Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
  • Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:<br/>
`Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;<br/>
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen.`<br/>

Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
    "Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
    English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
    Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
  • Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola<br />

Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`<br />

Pappu Gusse Se: `Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!`Upload to Facebook
    Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
    Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
    Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
  • Pappu: Dad what is 69?<br/>

Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.<br/>

Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad what is 69?
    Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
    Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
  • Banta:  Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?<br />

Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
    Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
  • Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
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    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />

Santa: By having sex during happy hours!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
    Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
  • Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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    Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
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