|A whore to Santa during sex: Keep it up!|
Santa: Is it a complaint or compliment!
|Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?|
Santa: To avoid such questions!
|Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".|
Banta: So got any replies?
Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
|Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.|
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
|Jeeto and Santa lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers: Take me!|
Santa does not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and again goes: Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere!