A whore to Santa during sex: Keep it up!
Santa: Is it a complaint or compliment!
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Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions!
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Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".
Banta: So got any replies?
Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
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Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
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Jeeto and Santa lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers: Take me!
Santa does not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and again goes: Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere!
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