• Banta: Pajji, how to get twins?
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    Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
  • Santa: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
    Banta: But why?
    Santa: I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"
    So I did. I don't remember much after that!
  • A whore to Santa during sex: Keep it up!
    Santa: Is it a complaint or compliment!
  • Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?<br/>
Santa: To avoid such questions!
    Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
    Santa: To avoid such questions!
  • Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".
    Banta: So got any replies?
    Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
  • Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.<br />
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
    Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
    Santa: And what did the dentist say?
  • Jeeto and Santa lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers: Take me!
    Santa does not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and again goes: Take me!
    Santa: I'm not going anywhere!
  • Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?<br />
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!
    Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?
    Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!
  • Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL!
    Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL!
  • Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?<br/>

Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali!
    Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?
    Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali!
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