• How does a vagina luk before sex?
    Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
    And after sex?
    Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
  • A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, "Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left."
  • Doctor: U look terribly weak & exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
    Preeto: Doctor, I thought u said three males a day. 9
  • During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly: Do u luv me, do u really love me? Irritated Santa: What the hell do u think, I am doing pushups?
  • Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
    Confused Banta: How the hell?
    Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
  • Banta: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
    Santa: Fork
  • How does a vagina luk before sex?
    Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
    And after sex?
    Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
  • Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
    Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
  • Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
    Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great.
    Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
  • Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.
    Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
    Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
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