• Pappu: Dad what's the diff between luv, belief & relief.
    Santa: Ur Mom is my luv, ur maid is my relief & I'm your Dad - well, that's my belief.
  • Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.
    Santa: I'm confused. I think shes is cold but people say she's hot.
  • I'm organising group sex at my home. Will u join?
    Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?
    Banta: Just three. Me, u n ur wife.
  • How does a vagina luk before sex?
    Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
    And after sex?
    Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
  • A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, "Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left."
  • Doctor: U look terribly weak & exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
    Preeto: Doctor, I thought u said three males a day. 9
  • During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly: Do u luv me, do u really love me? Irritated Santa: What the hell do u think, I am doing pushups?
  • Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
    Confused Banta: How the hell?
    Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
  • Banta: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
    Santa: Fork
  • How does a vagina luk before sex?
    Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
    And after sex?
    Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?