|Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.|
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
|Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?|
Santa: What r u saying? I'd never even think abt such thing.
Banta: U might want 2. She's much better then urs.