• Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.
    Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
    Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
  • Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
    Santa: What r u saying? I'd never even think abt such thing.
    Banta: U might want 2. She's much better then urs.