|Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."|
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"!
|Santa and Banta were in a pub sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.|
Banta gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey Santa, have you ever seen an ice-cube with a hole in it before?"
Santa: Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years!
|Banta shook Santa's hand and asked, "So how's your Sex Partner?|
Santa with great sadness, "You are shaking it right now!"
|Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?|
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night!
|Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.|
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE!
|Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in.|
Jeeto cried out, "You can't do this to me!"
Santa: I know that's why I'm doing it with her!
|Jeeto (shouting): Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.|
Santa: I'm not. It's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching Tennis!
|Santa: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use a protection.|
Banta: Generally what brand condoms do you use?
Santa: No No No... not condoms. I use a fake name and a fake number!
|Banta: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?|
Santa: Ask your mother!
|Santa: How was the interview?|
Banta: It was good. But in the end, they asked me to show my 'testimonials'.
Banta: I think I showed them something wrong!