|Avoid being more romantic with your girlfriend in MONSOON...|
Otherwise, she will become MOM SOON!
|Vaginas are like the weather,|
If its wet, it's time to go inside!
|The weather is behaving like some Indian Women. Hot... but refusing to get Wet!|
|New York Winters when couples go to bed they say, "Good Night My Love"..!!!|
In London they say, "Sweet Dreams Darling"..!!!
In India: "Thand Hai Bhenchod Sirf Salwar Hi Utarungi!"
|In New York Winters, when couples go to bed they say "Good Night My Love!"|
In London, they say "Sweet Dreams Darling!"
In Punjab, the wife says "Thand Bahut Hai, Sirf Salwar hi Utarungi!"
|What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?|
At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you!
|The weather in North India is behaving like some Indian Women... Hot, but refusing to get wet!|