|Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!|
Have a smooth Diwali!
|Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:|
"I have a good hand!"
May both win their respective games!
Happy gambling during Diwali!
|Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.|
Have a safe Diwali!
|Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.|
Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!
|Pollution less Diwali Manao...|
Ek Pataka Lao aur Saari Raat Bajao.
|Woh Raat Diwali Waali Thi;|
Woh Piya Se Chudne Vali Thi;
Koi Duja Aake Chod Gaya;
Land Ko Lehnge Se Poch Gaya;
Uski Ma Ne Kiya Virodh;
Tu Kaise Chudi Bina Nirodh!
|This Diwali, be careful when wishing people "Hardik Shubhkamnaye" in a text message...|
If wrongly typed or auto corrected, it could be read as:
"Hard Dick Subah Kaam Na Aaye!"