|Why can't women play ice-hockey?|
They have to change their pads after every period!
|Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!|
|If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?|
|A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.|
Don't break hers and she won't break yours!
|Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!|
|While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:|
"Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP - all are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The woman immediately started taking off her top and jeans.
The shocked doctor said, "No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue!"
|Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?|
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
|What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?|
Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!
|Who says women are bad drivers?|
They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy!
|Why do women have two holes so close together?|
In case, you miss!