• Why do women have two holes so close together?
    In case, you miss!
  • There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On!
    There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On!
  • What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?<br />
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
    What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
    A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
  • How is a woman like a laxative?<br />
They both irritate the shit out of you!
    How is a woman like a laxative?
    They both irritate the shit out of you!
  • Mean but true:<br />
Why do women have periods?<br />
They deserve them!
    Mean but true:
    Why do women have periods?
    They deserve them!
  • Why did God give women boobs?<br />
To make suckers out of men!
    Why did God give women boobs?
    To make suckers out of men!
  • Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning!
    Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning!
  • For Women only:<br />
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!
    For Women only:
    The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!
  • Who says women are bad drivers? They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy!
  • Men use the word LOVE to get sex.
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    Women use the word SEX to get whatever the hell they want!