|Why do women have two holes so close together?|
In case, you miss!
|There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On!|
|What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?|
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
|How is a woman like a laxative?|
They both irritate the shit out of you!
|Mean but true:|
Why do women have periods?
They deserve them!
|Why did God give women boobs?|
To make suckers out of men!
|Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning!|
|For Women only:|
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!
|Who says women are bad drivers? They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy!|
|Men use the word LOVE to get sex.|
Women use the word SEX to get whatever the hell they want!