|What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?|
No, not those two, you perverted, Fucker!
They allow her to breathe during a Blow-Job!
|Girls are of two types:|
Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;
And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!
|Why are women are like rocks?|
They're only cool after they get wet!
|A mobile is like women?|
Costs a fortune
Disturbs when you are busy
And when you need them urgently, there's no service!
|Why do women pierce their bellybutton?|
It's a perfect place to hang their air freshener!
|Why did God invent vaginal infections?|
So that women also realize what it means to live with an annoying and irritating cunt!
Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive;
Women who sleep on their stomach are Competent;
But women Who sleep on their back with legs in the air are the most popular!
|If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have headache and sex at the same time?|
|5 missed calls from your girl friend means...|
you missed a good fuck!
5 missed calls from your wife means...
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her!