• What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?
    No, not those two, you perverted, Fucker!
    It's Nostrils!
    They allow her to breathe during a Blow-Job!
  • Girls are of two types:<br />
1. Boring<br />
2. Interesting<br />
Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;<br />
And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!
    Girls are of two types:
    1. Boring
    2. Interesting
    Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;
    And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!
  • Why are women are like rocks?<br />
They're only cool after they get wet!
    Why are women are like rocks?
    They're only cool after they get wet!
  • A mobile is like women?
    Talks non-stop
    Costs a fortune
    Disturbs when you are busy
    And when you need them urgently, there's no service!
  • Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
    It's a perfect place to hang their air freshener!
  • Why did God invent vaginal infections?
    So that women also realize what it means to live with an annoying and irritating cunt!
  • Survey Report:
    Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive;
    Women who sleep on their stomach are Competent;
    But women Who sleep on their back with legs in the air are the most popular!
  • If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have headache and sex at the same time?
  • 5 missed calls from your girl friend means...
    you missed a good fuck!

    5 missed calls from your wife means...
    you're fucked!
  • Making Love:
    Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her!