• A True Fact:
    Men wants to fuck all women but want to marry a virgin;
    And women want men to be a great in bed, but they don't allow them to practice elsewhere!
  • I respect whoever allowed women into the military.
    Girl on period + gun = Unstoppable
  • Why did God create orgasms?
    So women can moan even when they're happy!
  • Tragedies of life:
    1. Nice women are not sexy
    2. Sexy women are not nice
    3. Sexy and nice women are married
    4. Sexy, nice and unmarried women are lesbians!
  • Q: How does a guy keep his youth?
    A: By giving her money, buying her diamonds and taking her on vavctions!
  • With so many layers of clothes in the winters, finding a woman's inner beauty is extremely challenging!
  • Girls... why to use brains, when you have cleavage!
    Girls... why to use brains, when you have cleavage!
  • Woman without curves is like a road without bends.<br />
You may get to your destination quicker;<br />
But the ride is boring as hell!
    Woman without curves is like a road without bends.
    You may get to your destination quicker;
    But the ride is boring as hell!
  • Why did God create orgasms?
    So that women can moan even when they're contended and satisfied!
  • Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?<br />
Because men do all the thinking and women do all the talking!
    Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
    Because men do all the thinking and women do all the talking!