• Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu;
    Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya, Mar Bhi Sakta Hu;
    Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi;
    Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu!
  • Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad;
    Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad;
    Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad;
    Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
  • Arz Farmaiya Hai:
    Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;
    Wah Wah!
    Ishq Mein Zor Nahi Chalta, Ghalib;
    Kabz Mein Bhi Nahi Chalta!
  • Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
    Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
    Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari;
    Aur Fir Kya - Sukh Gaye Hum!
  • Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi;
    Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi;
    Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho;
    To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!
  • Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi;
    Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe;
    Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi;
    Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya;
    Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi!
  • Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari;
    Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega;
    Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar;
    To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega!
  • Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye;
    Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye;
    Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo;
    Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye!
  • Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
    Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain;
    Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;
    Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!
  • Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
    Gaur Farmaiye:
    Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
    Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!
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