Funny Shayari

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Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein;
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi;
Socha Tha Chod Dein Is Raah Ko;
Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi!
Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Kharab;
De Tatti, De Peshaab - De Tatti, De Peshaab!
Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum;
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum!
Aggar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Hosla Sath Rakhna; 
Aggar Pyar Ko Pana Hai To Aetbar Sath Rakhna; 
Aggar Hamesha Muskurana Hay To Daant Saaf Rakhna!
Aggar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Hosla Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Pyar Ko Pana Hai To Aetbar Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Hamesha Muskurana Hay To Daant Saaf Rakhna!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Wah Wah!
Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Kisi Ne Kaha:
"Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye, Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge"!
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Wah Wah!
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!
Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite; 
Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite; 
Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil; 
To Khuda Ki Kasam, Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite!
Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite;
Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite;
Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil;
To Khuda Ki Kasam, Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite!
Akbar Dabe Nahin Kisi Sultaan Ki Fauj Se;
Lekin Shaheed Ho Gaye Biwi Ki Nauj Se!
~ Akbar Allahabadi
Jawani Ke Din Chamkille Ho Gaye;
Aur Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye;
Hum Izhaar Karne Me Thode Dhille Ho Gaye;
Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge...
Made in China!
Made in China!

Quotes

Angels, roll the rock away;
Death, yield up thy mighty prey:
See, He rises from the tomb,
Glowing with immortal bloom.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.