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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
2 hours later
Santa smses boss: Me OK, your wife very sweet. | | Santa: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours. Due to electric failure.
Banta: I was worse off. I was stuck on ESCALATOR for five hours. | | Santa: Meet my wife Jeeto.
Banta: Oh! I know her.
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell?
Banta: During lecture in maths class. | | | Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out. | | | Look at the sun and you see time. Look in the heart and you see love. Look in the eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see who's thinking of you! It`s me. | | | Every time I miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, it`s because you made me miss you too much! | | | You want and you get- that is luck. You want and you wait- that is time. You want but you compromise- that is life and you want but you sacrifice - that is Love. | | Santa is walking near a river. Across the river he sees Banta
Santa: "How can I get to the other side of the river?"
Banta: "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!" | | 3 Men are arguing about "When life begins.."
1st: At the time of conception
2nd: At the time of birth
3rd: When wife and children go for vacation!
| | | Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. | |
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