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    Pure Gold Ferrari
    An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

    Dear Dad,
    Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
    Your son,
    Nasser

    The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

    My dear loving son,
    Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
    Love,
    your Dad
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