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    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:

    "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."

    The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million."

    The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!"
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